Britney Spears...poor girl

So about two weeks ago we had a very white trash moment. It all started with a trip to Target. My kiddo fully enjoys not regularly using the restroom (number two style) Those moms who have had similar experiences will know exactly what I'm talking about. Instead of regular daily deposits in the diaper she stores it up for a good three days and then unleashes the fury. I think she finds it enjoyable, it's like she has created the diabolical plan and waits for it to be put in motion. So we take a nice family outing to Target. We're in there no more than 2 minutes, standing in the return line and I can smell it. She's smiling and having a good time, heck I would too after that. So I inform Ryan she either crapped herself or the lady behind me needs a shower BIG time.

We return the watch that I had brought the day before that had it's days confused and go to get a new one. I stealth it and smelled her diaper but it no longer smelled. Crisis averted, the lady behind us needed a shower.

So we get into the car and I mentioned to Ryan that just in case we should check her diaper. So we pull into the back of the parking lot so we can lay her down in the trunk and and change her, as not to look like total white trash. Normally I would have just gone home but we were about to go grocery shopping at HEB which is across the street from Target so we figured we better change her before we went and did that.

So as soon as we lay her down I can see she set that plan in motion and now I have to pay the price. As I unsnap the pants it has oozed out of the diaper. Yup pants are not wearable. As you can imagine, neither is the onesie.

I run out of wipes in our travel case, this is how bad it is. I have poop under my fingernails. I am gagging from the sheer volume. Ryan is standing there literally just laughing...so I start to laugh and now I'm covered in poop and about to pee in my pants. This is NOT good. I manage to regain control of the situation.

I manage to get most of the poop off, making the best use of what wipes I did have. Thankfully it wasn't too cold that day because Reese rode home Sean Spears Federline style....just her diaper. She felt so good she feel asleep on the way home, we obviously did NOT go to HEB until after we went home and changed her.

I know load the wipe contained full before any trips away from home.